Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.