Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!