What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!