What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!