What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!