Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.