What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.