What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.