What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog