Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!