Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...