What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!