What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.