What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.