What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts