What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts