Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.