Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.