Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.