Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.