Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.