How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.