How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.