How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter