How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "