How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !