How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go