How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.