What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar