Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

1 Milk Jokes More 1 Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk