Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

1 Milk Jokes More 1 Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk