Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG