How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.