Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.