Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.