Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!