Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.