Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"