Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

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Endless love

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches