Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Masterbate Jokes More Masterbate Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"