Moan Jokes

What do you call a whore that actually moans?

Hormones.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?

They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.

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How do you know when the king of Egypt is horny?

From all the Pharaoh moans.

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Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

Whore moans.

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why do endocrinologists visit brothels?

Because they are interested in whore moans.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.