What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.