What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.