What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.