What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.