What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.