What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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Ovarie-z

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.