What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.