What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.