How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.