How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.