How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.