How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics