What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.