What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The