What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.