What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.