What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them