How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.