How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.