Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut