Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!