Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.