Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "