What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

T Jokes More T Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.