What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

T Jokes More T Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.