What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Previous Random Joke Next
Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

T Jokes More T Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u