What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either