What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.