What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.