What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it