What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it