What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co