Election Day Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy