Election Day Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor