Election Day Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.