What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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