What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails