What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails