What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails