What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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