What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails