What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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