Real Reason Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What's the real reason old men take Viagra?

So they don't roll out of bed!

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!