Real Reason Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What's the real reason old men take Viagra?

So they don't roll out of bed!

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

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A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.