How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.