How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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What's the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.