How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."