How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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What's the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.