What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here