What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)