What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000