What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer