What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer