What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.