What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.