What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.