What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.