What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.