What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.