What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!