What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue