What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!