What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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A bit neurotic.

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By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)