What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.