What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle