What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !