Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.