Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.