Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.