Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.