What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate