What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.