What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato