What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D