What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief