What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)