What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.