What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!