What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.