Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway