Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.