What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.