What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.