What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

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