KFC isnt open on holidays.
They were all born on holidays."
tanksgiving
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
Because its white and it works.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
Twerkey