Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25