What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.