What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast?

A working stiff

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black