What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.