What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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Gopher gold.

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When it gets pasteurise.

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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They can't drive cars.

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I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Sure, Bert!

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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A tampon.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*