What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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He didn't see a porpoise...

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I still find you dashing"

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A tampon.

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Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.