What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..