Put a sock in it.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
No one told him he's black.
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
A: Because she grew another foot.
