Put a sock in it.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Get off at the next stop!
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
A girl with a sunken chest and no booty
It depends on the girl
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
A white Christmas.
A tampon.
You tampon it.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
In case he gets a hole in one.
