Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!