Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf