Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.