Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.