Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.