What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.