What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.