What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.