What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!