What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.