What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride