What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!