What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side