What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "