What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together