What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.