What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.