What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day