What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day