What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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Matt.

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Korea driven.

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He wasn't koalafied!

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day