What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day